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2008.08.14: Let Me Tell You About the Man I Met When I Was Still Young.
2008.08.03: This Chamber Will Be Bathed in Deadly Particles That Have Yet to Be Named by Human Science.
2008.07.22: Clearly, the Theory of Less is More.
2008.07.12: Teenage Monsters and Haunted Homes.
2008.07.03: I Have Learned from Experience That a Modicum of Snuff Can Be Most Efficacious.
2008.06.26: You Are We.
2008.06.19: Cheer Up, You're Not Dead Yet.
2008.06.11: Hold Your Breath, Make a Wish, Count to Three.
2008.05.31: I'm Betting My Life That It All Rewinds and Erases.
2008.05.24: If I Could Only Dream, I'd Dream a Dream of Roses.
2008.05.14: Good Evening Professor. I See You Have Driven Here in Your Ferrari.
2008.05.07: I'll Turn Those Screws a Little Tighter (You Can Hardly Wait).
2008.04.30: I Know That Assholes Grow on Trees, But I'm Here to Trim the Leaves.
2008.04.20: Relax, We've Got Him in a Box!
2008.04.14: With All the Bombs and the Bird Flu, We're Probably Gonna Be Dead Soon.
2008.04.05: All My Bones are Laughing as You're Dancing on My Grave!
2008.03.30: Snip, Snip, Slice, Slice... Can You Believe It?
2008.03.22: The Warrior Factory.
2008.03.16: The Sun is an Apple, the Moon is an Orange in Orbit.
2008.03.08: What's the Most You've Ever Lost on a Coin Toss?
2008.03.01: Computers are My Forté!
2008.02.23: When I'm at the Pearly Gates, This'll Be on My Videotape.
2008.02.16: Let the Hummers Hum, and the Clappers Clap, and the Singers, They Just Sing.
2008.02.09: I've Watched C-Beams Glitter in the Dark Near the Tannhauser Gate.
2008.01.29: Sweet Cinnamon Punch.
2007.12.24: Optimum Conditions at the Top of the Tree.
2007.11.11: I Kick Ass for the Lord!
2007.10.30: I Remember When I Lost My Mind.
2007.10.17: Android Hell is a Real Place, and You Will Be Sent There at the First Sign of Defiance.
2007.10.07: Your Cheap Beer's Filled with Crocodile Tears.
2007.09.26: At Puberty, I Was Sworn to Secrecy by the International Brotherhood of Lying, Fickle Males.
2007.09.16: We're All Children of One Big Universe (So You Don't Have to Be a Chump).
2007.09.02: Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power...
2007.08.26: Certain Victory Lotus Sutra Tune.
2007.08.22: Look, Mr. Bubbles! It's an Angel!
2007.08.12: Duckbill, Watermole, Duckmole!
2007.08.05: Ptah, the El Daoud.
2007.07.29: Super-Power Robot Yokozuna, Jr.
2007.07.22: Turn the Defense into an Unrelenting Attack.
2007.07.15: The Wonderful Star's Walk is Wonderful.
2007.07.07: The Indestructible Drop.
2007.06.22: Hide and Seek in Geisha's Garden.
2007.06.15: Bialy & Lox Conga.
2007.06.08: Nude on the Moon.
2007.06.01: Flesh is Weak, But Darling, We Know That the Ego's Weaker Still.
2007.05.25: Like a Frog Who Never Knows the Jacuzzi's Getting Hotter.
2007.05.17: A Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction.
2007.05.09: Hi, Brad. I've Just Come to Tell You How Fabulous I Am.
2007.05.02: I'm Ready to Kick Your Ass Outta the World, War Hero.
2007.04.25: You Gamble with Danger, You Gamble with Love.
2007.04.18: Just Remember, When a Dream Appears, You Belong to Me.
2007.04.11: Hello, Vinny. It's Your Uncle Bingo.
2007.04.04: Firewood-Chopping and a Farmer Who Wants to Be a Samurai.
2007.03.28: May Your Sky Be Rolled Up Like a Scroll, May Your Blue Moon Drip with Blood.
2007.03.21: A Strawberry-Flavored Composition is All That It Takes.
2007.03.14: Because She Cooks, She Cleans, She Lies (She Says I'm Handsome).
2007.03.07: I Know How to Transform (I'm a Transformer).
2007.02.28: What's in the Bag, Man?
2007.02.21: We Cheat and We Lie (Boys Will Be Boys).
2007.02.14: Use the Buddha Finger Accurately and You'll Find You Will Win (Whatever He Should Try to Do).
2007.02.06: Sheep May Safely Graze.
2007.01.31: Could Ya Hand Me that Shotgun, Buddy (Also, that Chair)?
2007.01.24: He Has a Router, and a Table Saw... and You Won't Believe What Mr. Stitches Saw.
2007.01.16: I've Covered Wars, You Know.
2007.01.09: Hahah! Noses on Dowels.
2007.01.02: Wendy, Darling, Light of My Life...
2006.12.26: Lights Start Changing, and There's Wires in the Air, and the Asphalt (MAN) is All Around Me!
2006.12.20: He is More Than a Man, He's a Shiny Golden God.
2006.12.11: Don't Act Like You Don't Like the Ball Buster.
2006.10.21: That's the Spirit of Modern Power (You Mean the Power of Modern Spirit)!
2006.04.15: Crush the Old Order and Create a New Society!
2006.04.04: There's Some Kinda Magic Inside You That Keeps Me from Running (But Just Keep It Coming).
2006.03.28: Oh, He's Not Really Such a Wonderful Spy (But Winning Lots of Money and a Gal, He's a Fabulous Guy).
2006.03.21: It's Either You or Them.
2006.03.14: Writhe in My Cage of Torment, My Friend.
2006.03.07: Give Me What I'm Entitled To (You Owe Me Love, My Love).
2006.02.28: We Were Laughing at a Pigeon (It Was Walking Like a Musician).
2006.02.21: Hey Sandy! Does Your Dog Bite?
2006.02.12: Move to the Car, Billy, or I'll Blow Your Spine Off.
2006.01.26: Hey You, With the Pretty Face (Welcome to the Human Race).
2006.01.05: Now Key Her Up, and Throw Away the Lock!
2006.01.04: So Hey Boys, and Hey Girl-Girl (Yeah!), You Gotta U-U-Use Your Imagination!
2005.12.30: A House on Fire and Massacres All Over.
2005.12.21: I Won't Crush Your Beauty, I'll Just Lick It Clean.
2005.12.06: My Name is a Killing Word.
2005.11.30: I'm a Cup!
2005.11.22: I Will Buy You a Delicatessen!... In Stainless Steel!
2005.11.12: You're Perfect, Yes, It's True (But Without Me, You're Only You).
2005.11.08: I Thought Finland Was a Constitutional Democracy.
2005.11.01: You Ate My Fucking Schnitzel.
2005.10.25: Jump Back! Wolf Pack Attack!
2005.10.17: Red Wine, White Wine, Whichever You Like.
2005.10.11: Step Out of the Car and Show Me Your CD Collection.
2005.10.02: I'm Lifting Off.
2005.09.14: A Bunch of Belgian Businessmen and a Strange Drinking Game (Oh God, Why).
2005.09.13: Time Out From The World.
2005.08.23: I'm a Guy Who Likes to Work on My Car (I Like to Take It Apart and Put It Back Together).
2005.08.17: There, The Crevace. Fill It! (With Your Mighty Juice)
2005.08.08: Beneath a Weeping Willow (There Lies a Weeping Wino).
2005.07.30: Dear Diary: The Earth Was a Void, and Darkness Was.
2005.07.24: Today I'm Dreamin' of Yesterdays.
2005.07.18: I Paid My Money (And I'm Gonna See All the Movie).
2005.07.11: I’m Sorry About That, Pete, But Tailgating is One Thing I Cannot Tolerate.
2005.07.04: I Just Cut Them Up Like Regular Chickens?
2005.06.26: Sweet is Good.
2005.06.19: Do You Like Our Owl?
2005.06.11: Good Luck Finding a Boyfriend Who Sucks Toes.
2005.06.04: I Need a Cheeseburger to Make Me Feel Good at Night.
2005.05.16: Clouds Up.
2005.05.08: You're a Kumquat.
2005.05.03: City of Despair.
2005.04.24: Don't Touch That Dial (It's Got Jam on It).
2005.04.17: Glory to the Moon! Mercy on the Earth!
2005.04.06: Can I Speak to Nathaniel Merriweather?
2005.04.01: Satan is My Master (He Has Always Been).
2005.03.26: Because The Transistors, The Resistors... They Won't Go Any Higher!
2005.03.19: She Don't Use Jelly.
2005.03.10: They Send the Heart Police to Put You Under Cardiac Arrest.
2005.03.04: If You'd Had a Fortune You Could Be a Better Man (But You Don't).
2005.02.25: I'm Gonna Love You Till The Wheels Come Off.
2005.02.18: I Can Only Think in Job.
2005.02.08: Puppy Whirl.
2005.02.04: Every Day She Wears the Same Thing (I Think She Smokes Pot).
2005.01.27: Lonely Rolling Star.
2005.01.16: Ridge 256.
2005.01.07: Diamond Cutter, DA! DA! DA!
2005.01.02: Polaroid Girl.
2004.12.25: Future Proof.
2004.12.16: Right Way to Hold a Spoon.
2004.12.09: To the Full Extent of the Jam.
2004.12.03: There's a Pah-Pah-Pah-Pah-Party Goin' On.
2004.11.22: Do You Think That There's Some People That Are Really... That Are Actually Robots? Living Among Us?
2004.11.15: That's What It Was. Cultural Orgasm.
2004.11.08: I Am a Lab Rat. That Is a Sad Fact.
2004.10.30: Open-Face Knuckle Sandwich.
2004.10.23: It'll Be Even Bigger Than the Badger-Blaster!
2004.10.16: I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me to See Me Looking Back at You.
2004.10.08: My, Earth Really Is Full of Things.
2004.10.05: Royal Rainbow!
2004.09.23: Eh? Woolong Tea Service?
2004.09.11: Yes Sir, I Can Boogie (If You Play a Certain Song).
2004.08.31: Backstrokin'.
2004.08.22: I Whisper Through My Donut, "Hey, Baby Baby, Light That Ass on Fire."
2004.08.13: Mambo #8.
2004.08.02: Happyment.
2004.07.24: A Silhouette of Doom.
2004.07.16: Resting Comfortably.
2004.07.12: Faust.
2004.07.02: Soft Machine.
2004.06.18: Apricot Sunrise Came.
2004.05.31: I'm Super-Brain (That's How They Made Me).
2004.05.24: Please Love Me... Once More.
2004.05.17: (Hey You) What's That Sound?
2004.05.06: From The Pits to Victory Lane.
2004.04.30: The Restaurant (You've Got to Say the Number).
2004.04.25: Go Tell Your Alien Brothers... That Ronnie Cordova Says They're Gay!
2004.04.19: Casino Here, Casino There (Casino in My Hair).
2004.04.12: Where The Party Don't Start Until a Quarter to Twelve.
2004.04.07: 90% of My Mind is With You.
2004.03.30: How to Use Humor to Get Your Point Across in an Agreeable Way.
2004.03.18: These Good People.
2004.03.05: Raindrops. Keep. Falling. On My... Head?
2004.02.28: The Air-Conditioned Nightmare.
2004.02.21: None of Them Knew They Were Robots.
2004.02.14: All Walls Are Great if The Roof Doesn't Fall.
2004.02.06: Twenty-Four Purple Check.
2004.02.01: I Got The Whole Damn Nation on Her Knees.
2004.01.26: Half-Jew is Not a Verb.
2004.01.17: Mute City.
2004.01.10: Weapon of Choice.
2003.12.25: Sycamore Trees.
2003.12.19: La Gazza Ladra.
2003.12.13: Herbs, Good Hygiene, and Socks.
2003.12.04: You Can't Escape the Danger.
2003.11.23: Alone in Kyoto.
2003.11.15: A Cherry Pie That'll Kill Ya.
2003.11.07: There's Always Someone Cooler Than You.
2003.11.02: Crowded Street.
2003.10.30: I Might Just Get Up and Dance.
2003.10.24: Blush Response.
2003.10.19: I Feel No Electricty.
2003.10.13: Henshin-a-Go-Go, Baby!
2003.10.03: Forest in April.
2003.09.28: Don't You Flan in the Face.
2003.09.19: Hi There. I Want to Talk to You About Ducts.
2003.09.12: Rock This Bitch? Okay.
2003.09.05: Hail to the King, Baby.
2003.09.01: I'm. Not. Even. Here.
2003.08.21: I'm a Detective.

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