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Chapter One: Not Swedish

01. The jig is up.

02. Planet Sweden.

03. By the book.

04. Playing with food.

05. The happiest moment.

06. Like, legendary.

07. Isn't love magical?

08. Enter Prince Julian.

09. MY HAIR.

10. The perfect getaway.

11. Bloody teleportation.

12. Poor, helpless hostages.

13. Ham and cheese comfort.

14. A sandwich for Pepito.

15. The D'bo Sisters.

16. Not even a lesbian.

17. A terrific girl.

18. Brainstorm.

19. Purple knickers.

20. The problem with hot pants.

21. Time for a celebration.

22. Pizza delivery.

23. A unique trophy.

24. Meanwhile...

25. Final words.

26. Welcome to the family.

27. Master.

28. Taking orders.

29. Laugh riot.

30. A special little place.

Chapter Two: Double or Nothing

31. Rude awakening.

32. Bad dream.

33. Too nervous.

34. Good night.

35. A curious development.

36. Perfectly logical.

37. Good morning.

38. Out of the loop.

39. A delicate flower.

40. The importance of showering.

41. Bagel run.

42. Rika's scooter.

43. Heavy and itchy.

44. Mugging?

45. Kung fu expert.

46. Nature calls.

47. The Queen of Revenge.

48. A walking steamroller.

49. Ruby Maxim, bounty hunter.

50. How to handle criminals.

51. The old fashioned way.

52. Fate over shots.

53. Julian vs. Ruby.

54. Ruby's special attack.

55. Game over.

56. Huge monster lady.

57. A pretty good meal.

58. Not that sort of girl.

59. Real live aliens.

Chapter Three: Tight Fit

60. Kisses (with tongues).

61. Not very likeable.

62. Automotive perfection.

63. One chance left.

64. Quality time with the D'bos.

65. As dangerous as a pork chop.

66. Technical difficulty.

67. Bargaining chips.

68. Unfinished business.

69. Settling the score.

70. No time for games.

71. Bad parking job.

72. Poor Baby.

73. Doomed?

74. Home again.

75. Earth girls are so assertive.

76. What's a lesbian?

77. Pot, kettle.

78. Bedroom sports.

79. Married couple things.

80. A real peach.

81. Change of plans.

82. New clothes (not like last time).

83. Big and tall.

84. Homemade fun.

85. Ruby's private collection.

86. Strange mating rituals.

87. Zukie's plan.

Chapter Four: Really Lucky

88. Honeymoon, here I come!

89. A welcome surprise.

90. Not quite according to plan.

91. Surrogate victim.

92. Things are heating up.

93. Nice try.

94. Cuddle time.

95. Salvation.

96. Reverse perspective.

97. Suave.

98. Two seconds to turn around.

99. Slim chances.

100. Shocking.

101. Unforseen consequences.

102. Wide load.

103. Hearts all aflutter.

104. Perfect.

105. Not on the same page.

106. The clothes problem.

107. The last straw.

108. Cat's out of the bag.

109. Taller than normal.

110. Out.

111. Good friends?

112. No longer alone.

113. Simple pleasures.

114. Final request.

115. Sinister doings in outer space.

Chapter Five: Close Encounters

116. So much for a reputation.

117. Not the best plan.

118. Out on a limb.

119. First step's a doozy.

120. Snug as a bug.

121. A trick up her sleeve.

122. Volnoch Wisdom.

123. An unlucky find.

124. Number four?

125. Breaking point.

126. Not the fun way.

127. Homework.

128. Bizarre misadventure.

129. Late bloomer.

130. A reasonable request.

131. Hook and ladder in a box.

132. Toilet seat breaker.

133. Hero/Heroine.

134. Awesome.

135. Acquaintances.

136. Clear as bell.

137. Nice or naughty?

138. Secret weapon.

139. Change of heart.

140. The amulet.

141. Raincheck on the donkey punch.

142. Oh snap.

143. Containment technology?

144. The royal line.

145. Secret Handshake!

146. Bad sportsmanship.

147. Psychology.

148. Like a tiny puppy.

149. Happiness.

150. Her again.

151. Helpful.

152. Good luck!

Chapter Six: Dual Nature

153. Kind of safe.

154. A fairly common misconception.

155. Harmonic arts.

156. Yes, no, or numeric.

157. Top shelf.

158. Disaster sense tingling.

159. Night on the town.

160. Too much cake.

161. Definitely not normal.

162. For science.

163. Experimental technology.

164. An important question.

165. Expensive taste.

166. Fine dining.

167. White Russian.

168. Savage Earth customs.

169. Fangirl.

170. Flattery.

171. The return process.

172. Subterfuge.

173. Fastest hands in the Milky Way.

174. Nothing personal.

175. Mystery noise.

176. Data is data.

177. Field test.

178. It doesn't add up.

179. Not the trash compactor.

180. No beer or boyfriends.

181. Ruby Maxim, bastion of heterosexuality.

182. Pretty permanent.

183. Frail Earthling body.

184. Like pulling teeth.

185. K'baban culture.

186. Recessive genes.

187. A question of sobriety.

188. Rika's imagination doing overtime.

189. Julian makes contact.

190. Ensign Floret.

191. Julian Senior.

192. Connection terminated.

193. A comet's chance in celestial orbit.

Chapter Seven: Bumpy Ride

194. Fire in the hole.

195. A narrow escape.

196. Dumpster diving.

197. Magic trick.

198. A grievous error in judgement.

199. Little Pinky.

200. Competition.

201. Training.

202. Battle royale.

203. Tying the knot.

204. Deep thought.

205. A battle of wills.

206. Pasty, muscle-bound goddess.

207. Cornered.

208. Interloper.

209. Bluff.

210. A revelation.

211. Proof.

212. A trade.

213. Going it alone.

214. The long haul.

215. A family affair.

216. The magic words.

217. A question for the audience.

218. The brink of anarchy.

219. Plan B to the rescue.

220. Five stars on a budget.

221. The blame game.

222. Optimism.

223. A little surprise.

224. Multi-purpose.

225. Evolutionary perk.

226. Guilty pleasure.

227. Caveat emptor.

228. Anya's most durable pet.

229. Completely unintentional.

230. Flushing imminent.

231. Interception.

232. Keys and keyholes.

233. Play dead.

234. Live to serve.

235. Nihilism.

Chapter Eight: Reunion

236. A natural mausoleum.

237. The thrill of the chase.

238. Heavily armed rescue party.

239. Rule Ten.

240. Ask and ye shall receive.

241. Fifth-rate thug.

242. Explanation owed.

243. Simply impossible.

244. Open tab.

245. The black one.

246. Impeccable.

247. This purse-stealing business.

248. Check, please.

249. That's the one.

250. Population control.

251. Escort.

252. Ladies first.

253. The cold shoulder.

254. Prove it.

255. Mai trivia.

256. Ancient folk remedy.

257. Two-word answer.

258. Smoke break.

259. A real thinker.

260. One condition.

261. Tell it to the judge.

262. Bread and butter.

263. Uncuff.

264. Inquisition.

265. Shortcut.

266. Down payment.

267. Complication.

268. Technically.

269. Karmic refund.

270. Buddy!

271. Intimately familiar.

272. Try the wine.

273. Evidence.

274. Prayers.

275. A perfect fit.

Chapter Nine: Royal Flush

276. Foxhole.

277. A she.

278. One of them.

279. Good ears.

280. Can opener.

281. Pancake.

282. Distraction.

283. Leaving a mark.

284. Happy place.

285. Patience.

286. The hard way.

287. Indigestion.

288. Not fair.

289. Demands.

290. Paperwork.

291. Gorilla grip.

292. Euphemism.

293. Preemptive strike.

294. Professional sitter.

295. The biggest combo.

296. Still thrown.